I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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