he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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