Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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