You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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