My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So drunk its hurt
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
