I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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