Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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