Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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