it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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