He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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