I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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