im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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