so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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