He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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