idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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