yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
