wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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