Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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