You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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