o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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