love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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