she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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