She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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