Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Randomize
