He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It's rum buckets o'clock
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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