Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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