I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Your penis caused this!
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