whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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