Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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