Dude my mom stole all your condoms
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i already hear my dad disowning me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
