Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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