i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Randomize
