What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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