I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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