they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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