Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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