Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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