? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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