i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
how does that bad decision feel?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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