Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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