Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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