I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
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