my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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