So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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