I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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