Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just blew my weed a kiss
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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