You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Terrible idea I love it
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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