No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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