As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
