I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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